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    I live in the Pacific Northwest with my dude Johnny and our adopted pup Tamale. I have no sense of danger or direction, but I make up for it with an excellent sense of adventure. I hope finger guns replace handshakes, I find videos of people falling down to be HILARIOUS, and I believe real bravery is eating tacos in a white shirt. Want me to audit your brand for free? Click the button below and let's party!

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